Babbles in The Key of Life......Pt. 10

Bitches really ain't shit! And, i'm not talking about just women; there's a whole lot of males walkin' round here with coochies...think about it.....LOL

I'm going to schedule Rush Limbaugh up for a swift and precise beatdown...did y'all hear what he said about the Obama Administration, and how he wants them to fail? WTF!! this dude can rouse as much rabble as he wants, but Steven A Smith, the brother who used to be on ESPN and other media spots commenting on sports, gets blackballed....the dream hasn't materialized yet, nor has racism finally been thwarted.

Speaking of racism, whoever the hell's writing about the end of racism in america just because we elected a black man to the white house, just don't get it...never will, either....

I hope my cousin Jay shaved that long ass beard he was growing. I know the nigga is still locked up but I haven't seen him in three years and i'm worried about him. The last time i saw him, he looked like all he needed was white one-piece and some rusty ass brown sandals, and we could've called his ass Jay Bin Laden....I hope his ass ain't in Guantanamo, somewhere....

"You have exactly 15 minutes to shower, shave, shit, shine and shampoo!!!..."

To all of you ladies out there, the REAL ones. Can you do me a favor? Can you take your dumb ass sister/ daughter/ friend/ relative/ co-worker to the side, and tell her that small, straight leg, tight jeans don't necessarily work well with phat thighs, big ass love handles, and the fact that they have too much ass, or NOASSATALL!!!! How many times on average, do women who wear these jeans have to pull their pants up when they stand up? It used to be cute, when the right ass and the right low-ride jeans found each other....Now, this shit ain't cute, anymore....female plumber's crack is becoming a wack epidemic...

...(Part 2) I wish you would stop with these commercials of these skinny women walking around in these itty-bitty jeans, making these lazy ass, fat/out-of-shape chix wanna wear them, without stepping a foot in the gym....I know, i know...You see me and say" Nigga, you should talk!" Phuck dat, I'm talkin!! WHAAAAAAAAT!? You don't see my fat ass in a muscle shirt!! LMMFAO

Have you ever had a close-quarters discussion with someone whose breath, you thought, was going to knock you down and take your face off?

Fat Bastard Tip of the Day: Have you tried Tastykake's Low-Fat line? For cakes and stuff that's supposed to be low-fat and semi-healthy, these joints are on point!! But there's the rub: Is there such a thing as healthy cakes?

I saw "notorious" the other day. I'm still wondering what happened to Angela Bassett's island accent? And was the chick in the scene when Faith caught Biggie cheating in that hotel room, supposed to be Charlie Baltimore?

another thing about "Notorious": it was wild how they portrayed Lil' Kim as a cold smut-broad.....I'm not saying that it was or wasn't warranted...but damn.....

I still can't get over Lil' Kim changing her whole face up. She looks like this science experiment i performed in 6th Grade....



Well that's my time...i would've given you more, but it almost half past noon, and I need a friggin sandwich...LOL...Enjoy Yourself, people.