Time for the Babbles!!! Pt. 5

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!!

Yeah, the Eagles won. Yeah, they beat up on a bad team. Yeah, it was just the first game. Any more statements skeptics have to make to take away from the fact that the team looks real good, starting off? Them bitch-ass Cowboys were supposed to beat Cleveland. Hell, that should have been their team beating the Pats last year! But we don't have to revisit such a GIANT and ugly situation....

Last thursday night, a man walked onto a subway train with a lil' youngin. He sat the child down, took a hammer out of his bookbag, and proceeded to beat down an unassuming twenty-year-old rider, who just finished working and was half-sleep, on the train. More than ten other riders were IN THE SAME CAR, outnumbering a man with a hammer, but nobody comes to rescue the boy. I would've been scared, but if I didn't see a gun( and dude had no gun), I would've tackled him or something. I mean, DAMN!! How do we become so scared of ANYthing as to let someone be attacked? I mean, what's the worst that can happen if five people rushed a guy with a fucking hammer?!? That's some sad ass shit, and at times like this, I wish I weren't from Philly.

Black people of this city want some respect, yet shit like the previous babble always knocks us eight steps back.

Now, back to jokes!!: If you've ever had a boil on your ass cheek, then you are special

Famous George Foreman quotable: "Some people sweat, but not for love..." WTF!

Do not eat egg salad when on the bus..sucka!!

How can we buy food at the same price, yet the amounts of what we get are shrinking?

My time is up. My boss just came in and when he doesn't have some sort of sandwich in his hand, then I know that I'm going to be in for a long one...Y'all be cool..Right on!!