"....and another thing!"- Babbles, Pt. 4

-Who da hell is "Up", who da hell is "Da Boogie", and what were the reasons that Up jumped him?

-Tell your mama to take off that lil' ass skirt! Lookin like she stole a bunch of dough from "Cinnabun" and stashed it inside the back of her thighs!

-Can we get a muthaf%(*!n moment of silence...for this small chronic break?

-The next broad that comes out of the house wearing a shirt that they are trying HARD to masquerade as a dress, I'm smacking the shit out of them...RIGHT after they cuss me out for asking them for some ass! LMAO...If you don't wanna recieve THAT sort of attention, then put some damned clothes on! Make a bruh imagine what you have going on underneath your outfit...

-You got ten bags of weed in your pockets? What the hell is wrong with you carring around nine bags of weed? You can get arrested for having eight bags of weed in your pockets! What??! You got seven bags of weed on you? Who da hell told you to have six bags of weed on you? This dumb ass nigga's got five bags of weed-......

-If you ain't gotta pee, let me?!

-I'm telling you right now, if I have to save another baby from running into the street, while their fat n lazy ass, eatin' a jelly sandwich, stitching three pounds of weave in her head-ass mama ain't watching them, I'm going to blow a gasket!!

-If you are asking for some change to get a "forty"....at 8 in the morning? You really need to get hired by the school district to show kids how they'd look in forty years, if they don't finish college. That should wake some of those lil' bastards up...

That's my time, ladies and germs. Any man who'd jump in front of a mini-van for fitty grand, a bottle of pain pills and many things, is friggin crazy. Hear me? He's friggin crazy!!

-Asian cats who have stores all over the neighborhoods in every major city in the country, can't speak a clear sentence in English, but will shout out a price with so much clarity and no effort. Somebody help me out and explain this tihs!!!