Star Whores: Da Empire Snaps Back

What's good, snappers?! I see that we have some new people up in here, and that's a great thing. Just relax, kick ur feet up and let dat batch of bugged out quips and snaps run free!! If u feel like snapping on someone's mom, feel free!! If u don't have a particular mom to snap on, that's okay too!! O's mom just came back from Manitoba huntin bison with a slingshot and a catcher's mitt, so she'll provide all of the snaps ammo one would need, and then some. So without further ado, I'll jump it off with just some random stuff....feel free to chime in....Yes ,boys and girls. Today's phrase is "Feel Free"!!

-well, it's about that time for ol' man Winter to hop back on his horse, and ride chilly ass laps around our city. So you know what that means: Colds, runny noses, kids back to school, football season, hot chocolate, fall foilage, busted heaters, drunk jigs on vacant lots huddled around a burning trash can, hittin da bottles, dusty chix in beat-up Uggs from Payless, hacks sleepin on the block all night, idling their cars for heat, LIHEAP applications, pots of boiling water on radiators, mischief night, haunted houses, Turkey Day, Christmas and a certain brother's birthday....lol

-I don't care how cute u think u are, mama..u wear them lil ass jackets this winter and we'll have jokes while your ribs are frozen...

-Stright males, this will be the final time I'm askin: Can u please wear some regular lookin jeans and pants? That tight ass 83 ish ain't lookin too cool right now...Jigs out here lookin like straight up YMCA

I hope the Phils win the damn Ring so I can stop arguing about why my Phils should beat HIS stankee yankees...yeah, I know...he's from Philly too...Leave it alone...We've already been goin back n forth like Randolph and Mortimer on Heredity vs Environment, and its hard for me to agree to disagree...Phuck all'dat....Go Phils!!

-I saw ya mom on the parkway, flippin monster truck tires in a red flannel lumberjack and eastlands on, pullin her berets out...