Top 5 Finest Chicks of All Time

Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by D'Average Man on August 1, 2008 at 3:06pm

WOW...All-Time Chix, eh? Let the room watch...I got a good list, and it's in no particular order. How can you make this type of list, LET ALONE rank the finest? These are all number ones, dude. And I got some suga mammas on there, too!!

Sophia Loren: Who wouldn't have given a testicle to mess with this fine ass Italian jawn, back in the day? Sh---t, who wouldn't have loved to have been Walter Mattau OR Jack Lemmon in Grumpy Old Men 2? She's up there in years and STILL looks good! Gotta give it up for this one...

Dorothy Dandridge: If you've never saw Carmen Jones, then you can't possibly give a good argument as to why she wouldn't be on my list

Halle Berry: Halle was the only black woman who COULD play Dorothy Dandridge in the bio-pic. The same Halle, that had EVERY black woman on the planet cuttin' their hair and rockin' the"Halle Cut". Strictly Business? Boomerang? Monster's Ball? Even dumb ass Baps? C'mon!! Hands down; another classic chick, one of the baddest.

Iman: Probably the only reason that I'd kick David Bowie's ass, for having the game to keep THIS broad on lock for so long. Tell me how you wish you were( and don't front fellas) Michael Jackson in the Remember The Time video. She looked SOO friggin good in that vid, playing the Egyptian queen. She STILL got those eyes, dude. Makes you wanna sit Johnson right on her top lip, as she wakes up from an afternoon nap. Not trying to be vulgar...But damn.....

A TIE-Pam Grier/ Bo Derek/: I couldn't decide. On one hand, Pam was fine as hell, and had the legs and rack to challenge ANYone. On the other hand, Bo Derek is the finest white woman that I've ever seen, in my book. You can't be white and rock braids like she did without, um, being her!!



Honorable Mention-

Joe Parham's wife: Yeah, I said it! I know that I might get an abundance of cool points shredded from the vault, but I'm sorry; Joe's wife is RIGHT up there. She IS Wonder Woman. I mean it!! Look at how fine Lynda Carter's ass was in the series; now look at Parham's wife( I forgot her name! It's been a LONG time since I saw Joe and wifey), and tell me who would look better in that suit! If I saw her in that Wonder Woman uniform in the hood fighting crime, I'd RUN the Town Watch! LMAO....

Kim Basinger

Tina Turner--You don't live into your 70s and STILL have a tight ass body like that!!!

Lena Horne

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Rowdee on August 1, 2008 at 3:11pm

Joe's wife is named Stacey.......now, go get your shine box!!!

D'Average Man said:

WOW...All-Time Chix, eh? Let the room watch...I got a good list, and it's in no particular order. How can you make this type of list, LET ALONE rank the finest? These are all number ones, dude. And I got some suga mammas on there, too!!

Sophia Loren: Who wouldn't have given a testicle to mess with this fine ass Italian jawn, back in the day? Sh---t, who wouldn't have loved to have been Walter Mattau OR Jack Lemmon in Grumpy Old Men 2? She's up there in years and STILL looks good! Gotta give it up for this one...

Dorothy Dandridge: If you've never saw Carmen Jones, then you can't possibly give a good argument as to why she wouldn't be on my list

Halle Berry: Halle was the only black woman who COULD play Dorothy Dandridge in the bio-pic. The same Halle, that had EVERY black woman on the planet cuttin' their hair and rockin' the"Halle Cut". Strictly Business? Boomerang? Monster's Ball? Even dumb ass Baps? C'mon!! Hands down; another classic chick, one of the baddest.

Iman: Probably the only reason that I'd kick David Bowie's ass, for having the game to keep THIS broad on lock for so long. Tell me how you wish you were( and don't front fellas) Michael Jackson in the Remember The Time video. She looked SOO friggin good in that vid, playing the Egyptian queen. She STILL got those eyes, dude. Makes you wanna sit Johnson right on her top lip, as she wakes up from an afternoon nap. Not trying to be vulgar...But damn.....

A TIE-Pam Grier/ Bo Derek/: I couldn't decide. On one hand, Pam was fine as hell, and had the legs and rack to challenge ANYone. On the other hand, Bo Derek is the finest white woman that I've ever seen, in my book. You can't be white and rock braids like she did without, um, being her!!



Honorable Mention-

Joe Parham's wife: Yeah, I said it! I know that I might get an abundance of cool points shredded from the vault, but I'm sorry; Joe's wife is RIGHT up there. She IS Wonder Woman. I mean it!! Look at how fine Lynda Carter's ass was in the series; now look at Parham's wife( I forgot her name! It's been a LONG time since I saw Joe and wifey), and tell me who would look better in that suit! If I saw her in that Wonder Woman uniform in the hood fighting crime, I'd RUN the Town Watch! LMAO....

Kim Basinger

Marylin Monroe

Tina Turner--You don't live into your 70s and STILL have a tight ass body like that!!!

Lena Horne

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by D'Average Man on August 1, 2008 at 3:29pm

RIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! STACEY!!! If/when she reads this, I'm terribly sorry for the incorrect title that I gave you. Yes you are Joe's wife, but your name is not "Joe's Wife". My bad.

Rowdee said:

Joe's wife is named Stacey.......now, go get your shine box!!!

D'Average Man said:

WOW...All-Time Chix, eh? Let the room watch...I got a good list, and it's in no particular order. How can you make this type of list, LET ALONE rank the finest? These are all number ones, dude. And I got some suga mammas on there, too!!

Sophia Loren: Who wouldn't have given a testicle to mess with this fine ass Italian jawn, back in the day? Sh---t, who wouldn't have loved to have been Walter Mattau OR Jack Lemmon in Grumpy Old Men 2? She's up there in years and STILL looks good! Gotta give it up for this one...

Dorothy Dandridge: If you've never saw Carmen Jones, then you can't possibly give a good argument as to why she wouldn't be on my list

Halle Berry: Halle was the only black woman who COULD play Dorothy Dandridge in the bio-pic. The same Halle, that had EVERY black woman on the planet cuttin' their hair and rockin' the"Halle Cut". Strictly Business? Boomerang? Monster's Ball? Even dumb ass Baps? C'mon!! Hands down; another classic chick, one of the baddest.

Iman: Probably the only reason that I'd kick David Bowie's ass, for having the game to keep THIS broad on lock for so long. Tell me how you wish you were( and don't front fellas) Michael Jackson in the Remember The Time video. She looked SOO friggin good in that vid, playing the Egyptian queen. She STILL got those eyes, dude. Makes you wanna sit Johnson right on her top lip, as she wakes up from an afternoon nap. Not trying to be vulgar...But damn.....

A TIE-Pam Grier/ Bo Derek/: I couldn't decide. On one hand, Pam was fine as hell, and had the legs and rack to challenge ANYone. On the other hand, Bo Derek is the finest white woman that I've ever seen, in my book. You can't be white and rock braids like she did without, um, being her!!



Honorable Mention-

Joe Parham's wife: Yeah, I said it! I know that I might get an abundance of cool points shredded from the vault, but I'm sorry; Joe's wife is RIGHT up there. She IS Wonder Woman. I mean it!! Look at how fine Lynda Carter's ass was in the series; now look at Parham's wife( I forgot her name! It's been a LONG time since I saw Joe and wifey), and tell me who would look better in that suit! If I saw her in that Wonder Woman uniform in the hood fighting crime, I'd RUN the Town Watch! LMAO....

Kim Basinger

Marylin Monroe

Tina Turner--You don't live into your 70s and STILL have a tight ass body like that!!!

Lena Horne

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Rowdee on August 1, 2008 at 11:17pm

-Nia Long- From her stint on The Guilding Light (you knew she was fine, 'cause they named her character Katt.....damn!!) to Boyz N Tha Hood to Will's girl on the Fresh Prince to her posing ass naked in the flick In Too Deep......I have lusted after this chick ever since......she is simply freakin' hot like few others......even now, in Cube's two fam comedies, she glows.....

-Sanaa Lathan--She is electric on screen absolutely every time.......pick a flick, any of them.....she's another one that glows.....man

-Halle Berry--I forgave her for lettin' Billy Bob bang her back out, I'm letting it go, one day at a time.......but seriously, who looks better? I mean, she's elegant, she's beautiful, sexy, and strong......wouldn't let her drive me 'round the corner, but she's bad as hell!!

Lonette McKee--she might slip under some folks radar, but she is super fine, even now......her career is too long to get into here, but just go find either Which Way is Up or Sparkle and you can see for yourself

Pam Grier.......remember that poster, you know the one, naked ass Pam, leaning back in some fly ass chair, titty balls all over the place.....my crazy ass uncle had one of those joints, and everytime his door would open, I would be standing there with a hard ass lump in my throat.....easily one of the finest women of all time, no need to state it any plain-er.

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jimmy Giambrone on August 2, 2008 at 12:35am

D'Average Man said:

Kim Basinger

Marylin Monroe

Tina Turner--You don't live into your 70s and STILL have a tight ass body like that!!!

Lena Horne

Speaking of Kim Bassinger, I was on vacation with my pops skiing when I was about 13 and we met her in a bar in Aspen. She was by herself and she ended up buying my dad a drink and she bought me some onion rings. We hung out for a while then asked my dad what he was doing the next day and and he told her that he was going skiing with his wife, (my mom, who wasn't even on the trip) I was so pissed at my dad and I still wont let him live it down to this day.

She looked pretty bangin in person too.
Even though I was 13 I still wanted to hit it!!!!! hahah

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Zilla Rocca on August 5, 2008 at 11:19am

Jimmy Giambrone said:

D'Average Man said:

Kim Basinger

Marylin Monroe

Tina Turner--You don't live into your 70s and STILL have a tight ass body like that!!!

Lena Horne

Speaking of Kim Bassinger, I was on vacation with my pops skiing when I was about 13 and we met her in a bar in Aspen. She was by herself and she ended up buying my dad a drink and she bought me some onion rings. We hung out for a while then asked my dad what he was doing the next day and and he told her that he was going skiing with his wife, (my mom, who wasn't even on the trip) I was so pissed at my dad and I still wont let him live it down to this day.

She looked pretty bangin in person too.
Even though I was 13 I still wanted to hit it!!!!! hahah

Jesus Christ....well at least Prince banged her.

▶ Reply to This

▶ Reply to This